Category Archives: Monkeys

Thomas the Monkey


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1000 Posts!

pic3990001This is my 1000th post! I started this blog in May of 2011 and have posted something every weekday since. Thanks to all who have visited so far and I hope you keep dropping by for the many thousands of posts to come.  -Scott

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The Magic Banana

Once upon a time, a monkey stumbled onto a banana in the forest. He was about to eat it when the banana spoke!

“Stop!” He said “If you release me I will grant you three wishes. Anything your heart desires can be yours. I can give you the world, I can give you…”

It was at this moment that the monkey bit the magical bananas face off because monkeys don’t speak English.

The moral of the story? Ummmm, lets go with know your audience.


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